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My visit to get screened for cancer:

• Nurse:   "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
• Me:   "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
• Nurse:   "So he's your...."
• Me:   "Friend."
• Nurse:   (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
• Me:   "11."
• Nurse:   "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
• Me:   "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
• Nurse:   "You're sexually active, then."
• Me:   "Well....I guess...but..."
• Nurse:   "How many times have you been pregnant?"
• Me:   "Uh. 0."
• Nurse:   "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
• Me:   "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
• Nurse:   "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
• Me:   "With homosexuality."
• Nurse:  
• Me:  
• Nurse:  
• Me:   "I fuck girls."